aksi2 lucah dari YanaYan Liliyie (Bukan Nama Sebenar)

bulan pose kan?
gi tawarih ade gak pekdah kan..
ape ke halnye nk bace cite lucah org ni...
wat kurang pahala pose jek kan..
emm..
sebelom yana mnghiasi tatacara untuk mnceritakan kisah2 lucah, baek korang mngucap dan berfikir 2 kali..
patot x korang bace cite lucah ni atau korang rase korang patot gerak gi masjid untuk bertawarih walaupon ujan..
besar pahalanye tu...

kisah lucah?
ohh sebentar..
sebelom yana masuk ke isi cite2 lucah, yana nk cite pasal raya dulu..
raya? pose baru bape ari... da kecoh2 nk raye..
(maklum la org pompuan..) look.. just ignore it moley? huhu..
thun ni baju raye kaler hijau.. satu set satu family..
so, yana harap tahun ni sape2 yg ade niat atau ade yg terbeli baju raya kaler hijau tu, buang jek la..
kan x beshh lau baju raya kite tersame kaler kan kan kan..
fikir2kan lah dan selamat beramal..


so dgn ini secara rasminya, yana ingin menyusun sepoloh jari untuk memohon keampunan dari hujung tapak kasut CROCS hingga ke hujung buku lali kaki..
harap diampuni..

SELAMAT HARI RAYA MAAF ZAHIR BATIN!!

1. x dapat wet raye lg sbb zaman persekolahan da tamat..
2. terpakse keje walaupon raye..
3. xley round satu kampung kutip angpow...
4. xdapat ikut ayah lek umah pak long kat terengganu..
5. harapan ntuk konvoi beramai2 akan terkubur begitu saje...
6. da xde geng nk ajak men bom kabaid..



ahhhhh bosan x??

yana jutawan !!

I wanna be a billionaire so fucking bad.
Buy all of the things I never had.
I wanna be on the cover of Forbes magazine.
Smiling next to Oprah and the Queen.
Oh everytime I close my eyes I see my name in shining lights.
Yeah a different city every night oh I swear the world better prepare for when i’m a billionaire.


Yeah I would have a show like Oprah I would be the host of.
Everyday christmas give Travie a wish list.
I’d probably pull an Angelina and Brad Pitt and adopt a bunch of babies that ain’t never had shit.
Give away a few mercedes like here lady have this.
And last but not least grant somebody there last wish.
Been a couple months that i’ve been single so you can call me Travie Claus minus the ho ho.
Ahaa get it.
I’d probably visit where Katrina hit and damn sure do alot more than FEMA did.
Yeah can’t forget about me stupid.
Everywhere I go imma have my own theme music.


Oh everytime I close my eyes I see my name in shining lights.
Yeah a different city every night oh I swear the world better prepare for when i’m a billionaire.
Oh oh oh oh when i’m a billionaire.
Oh oh oh oh.

I be playing basketball with the president.
Dunking on his delegates.
Then I compliment on his political etiquette.
Toss a couple milli in the air just for the heck of it
But keep the fives, twentys, tens, and bens completely separate
And yeah I’ll be in a whole new tax bracket
We in recession but let me take a crack at it
I’ll probably take whatevers left and just split it up
So everybody that I love can have a couple bucks
And not a single tummy around me would know what hungry was
Eating good sleeping soundly
I know we all have a similar dream
Go in your pocket pull out your wallet
And put it in the air and sing


I wanna be a billionaire so fucking bad
Buy all of the things I never had
Uh, I wanna be on the cover of Forbes magazine
Smiling next to Oprah and the Queen
Oh everytime I close my eyes I see my name in shining lights.
Yeah a different city every night oh I swear the world better prepare for when i’m a billionaire.
Oh oh oh oh when i’m a billionaire.
Oh oh oh oh...

I wanna be a billionaire so fucking bad.